Aimee Patton

A pleasantly eccentric take on politics

Dear Mr. Eastwood, First, well done last night at the RNC!  You really told President Obama, I mean the empty chair, that was symbolic of President Obama. I also thought the messy hair was a nice touch to emphasize the mean guy message playing hardball with American politics. Let’s just take a second to review …

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My daughter, Amelia, wanted to write a post in my blog. So keeping with the theme of politics, she came up with this list of what makes a good President. A good president of the United States should tell us the laws. No stealing. No eating bad popcorn. Don’t leave your cat, dog or hamster …

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Last night was Paul Ryan’s night. Paul, Sky Blue Tie, Ryan. Have I ever mentioned that sky blue is my favorite color?  I fully believe that the Republicans knew that and purposefully had him wear a sky blue tie to seduce me to vote Republican.  It almost worked!  Granted I had to snap out of …

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Psst…Junior Republicans.  Pay attention and read this.  I know, I’m probably interrupting some important RNC speech right now, but I’ll be brief.  I know you aren’t paying attention anyway. We’ve got a little problem here young people.  See I’ve been watching the Republican National Convention.  I’ve seen a lot of Junior Republicans in the audience.  I’m not …

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Dear Todd Akin, I apologize for my last post claiming that you said homosexuality could be cured by drinking breast milk.  Turns out someone who loves satire was actually tricked by satire.  See, it’s so hard these days to tell what is real and what isn’t real when it comes from Christian Conservatives. When you …

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