Dear Mr. Davis,
Dem governor candidate caught at strip club drug raid in 1998,
takes no responsibility for irresponsible behavior
Mr. Davis! A strip club drug raid? Well I never!
Sixteen years ago you went to a strip club with your boss and had a private dance in the backroom. During the dance, the police raided the club looking for meth that was allegedly being sold out of the club. You were not involved in the drug investigation and were released, however Barker points out,
“Davis’ behavior – whatever he was doing to or with that woman in the ‘VIP room’ while his client was dealing meth in the bar – demonstrates a total lack of judgment and is the kind of behavior that Kansans will find totally unacceptable in someone who wants to be governor,” said Clay Barker, executive director of the Kansas Republican Party.
I completely agree with Mr. Barker – this is UNACCEPTABLE! Anyone who has ever gone to a strip club shows total lack of judgment and poor character. Think about how you objectified those poor women. I think the mere fact that you went to a strip club 16 years ago while you were single and had a lap dance means you are totally unqualified to run the state of Kansas. That’s it – lets pull a Taylor and call this whole thing off.
Now in full disclosure, I must admit that I’ve been to a Chippendales Review a time or two. Of course, as a woman, this is COMPLETELY different. For one thing, its men performing not women. Everyone knows you can’t objectify men. Second, I went for research purposes ONLY. I’ll admit, I was lacking in knowledge about different professions like policeman, fireman and construction worker. After going to the Chippendales Review, I was able to learn all about firemen and what they can do with their hoses. For one, their hoses are long and sometimes they have to drag them around with both hands. It looked exhausting with all that sweat pouring off of them. Then there are policemen and their night sticks. Don’t even get me started on the handcuffs. Last, but not least, the construction workers and their big tools. Is it getting hot in here? Oh my….I’m getting all flustered.
Now where was I? Oh yes! Totally unacceptable behavior. Mr. Barker must have read the same study that I did from BS University that found that a trip to a strip club means that you are unable to do things like manage state budgets, fund schools appropriately and bring new jobs to Kansas.
Mr. Davis, while you consider withdrawing your name from the Governor’s race, I will continue to do my Chippendale’s research online. I am POSITIVE there is more I need to learn about firemen.
Yours for better judgment,
This post is dedicated to Tony’s Kansas City – for all the reasons you would expect.