Aimee Patton

A pleasantly eccentric take on politics

Dear Ms. Davis,

 

Holy Same Sex Marriage Drama Sister!  So let me get this straight – you are the queen of the marriage licenses in Kentucky (I’m sure that’s the official title on your business cards) and you are REFUSING to hand out marriage licenses to same-sex couples.
Just as the nation was celebrating a giant step forward in progress with the recent Supreme Court ruling for gay marriage, you were shaking your head saying, “oh hell no.”
Why?  The Bible.
As fast as you could say King James…happy gay couples came seeking marriage licenses from your office.  You refused saying you had it on “God’s Authority” to refuse them.
Oh God’s Authority!  We have something in common.  See I have it on God’s Authority that I don’t have to follow the speed limit.  God feels that the speed limit is too restricting for my personality.  He believes that since he provided man the ability to make fast cars that I shouldn’t be restricted to a 65 mph speed limit.  Some days I should just be able to drive as fast as I want. I know that message isn’t in the Bible, but trust me – he told that me when we were having our one-on-one talks.  It will be in the next version of the Bible.  It’s over due for an update.
I’m sure the next time I get pulled over for speeding, the trooper will be super cool when I tell them that I have it on God’s Authority to break the law.  Hell Ms. Davis is doing it so everyone should be able to do it.
I also find it fascinating that you have been married four times.  I guess the Bible doesn’t clarify how MANY heterosexual marriages are okey dokey with the Lord – just that they are between a man and a woman.  Heck you are getting up into Elizabeth Taylor numbers here.  That takes some balls to deny marriage licenses to happy homosexual couples when you are punching the frequent flyer member ticket to the altar.
But who are we to judge?
I guess you are.
Oh and you are also A-OK giving out marriage licenses to 16-year-old kiddos in Kentucky since that’s the age that teens can get married with their parents permission.  I don’t recall your name in the paper defying those orders.  You aren’t willing to go to jail to prevent teenagers from marrying.  I guess just gay teenagers.
Well good luck with your Biblical quest.  I’m trying to predict how this will  turn out. They say looking back is our best way to tell the future.  There were people who opposed interracial marrying saying it was against what was written in the Bible.  Fast forward to today.  Weird – interracial marrying is still happening and it’s not against the law.
Well enjoy your time in jail if that is where this journey leads you.  I hear men love to write to female inmates.  Maybe you can find a new husband – #5?
 

Yours for marriage equality and speeding on God’s authority,

Aimee

p.s. Here is a little secret – if you don’t like what you are asked to do at work, you can quit.  

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14 thoughts on “KY clerk not issuing same sex marriage licenses on “God’s Authority” – God says leave me out of this.

  1. bobarmi says:

    I have it on God’s authority. You can drive as fast as you can afford. The Trooper is just the agent of the law, you will have to take up your “God’s authority” defense with the county judge. But you do live in the JO CO so you may have a good chance of winning.

  2. Jeff Russell says:

    Nailed it.

    Sent from my iPad

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  3. Annette Burnsides says:

    Perfect! I wish there was some way to make her read it. AB >

  4. Randy says:

    I heard she makes $80,000/yr at this elected job. And she is not sure how her son would do if he lost his job in her office!!!!!

    1. Peter Principle says:

      Guess who held the office before she did. No, really, guess.

      Her mother. I shit you not.

      Nepotism is a family value.

  5. sallybr says:

    You know what puzzles me? These ultra-religious people should take a totally different stance on things. Just by logic. Because since they believe there is a God who sees all and judges all, this God should also be the most appropriate entity to judge and dispense punishment(s). So instead of trying to prevent gays from marrying, they should allow them to go on in their “twisted ways”, and deal with the divine consequences later.

    Do they really think they can do god’s job better than him/her? I think that is almost heresy! 😉

  6. DivineGuyDance says:

    Ms. Patton, Queen of the Liberal Gay Agenda in Kansas,

    Nice try! But the only King James you would be familiar with would be Sylvester James (no not the KCMO Mayor, the drag performer!).

    U feel me?

  7. Peter Principle says:

    If you talk to God, you’re devout. If God talks to you, you’re schizophrenic.

  8. Peter Principle says:

    She’s founded a whole new extremist evangelical cult: Fundijailicle Christianity

  9. PublicEditor says:

    Instead of arguing with Aimee Patton, with whom I typically disagree on political issues while appreciating some of her humor, let me pose an analogous situation for your consideration.

    In this scenario, we’re substituting the Kentucky county clerk refusing to issue marriage licenses to homosexual couples……. with…… a U.S. Army soldier refusing to take part in the mass killing of several hundred unarmed civilians.

    The Kentucky clerk refused to issue marriage licenses to homosexuals because she said it would violate her deeply held religious beliefs. Likewise, the Army soldier stated that he could not participate, nor condone the slaughter of innocent civilians, as it was a violation of his deeply held personal religious beliefs.

    The Kentucky clerk wasn’t the only government official permitted to issue marriage licenses, yet, the liberal media and homosexual advocates targeted her in an attempt at public shaming. Likewise, the soldier who refused his commanding officer’s order to participate in the civilian slaughter was shunned by other soldiers and denounced as a traitor by several members of the U.S. Congress.

    After a very long investigation, and the American public discovered the brutal facts of the civilian massacre, the few soldiers who had attempted to prevent it and shield the unarmed civilians were recognized and decorated for shielding non-combatants from harm in a war zone. The recognition came decades after the fact. In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m using the Vietnam War’s My Lai Massacre as my Army scenario.

    You could easily construct your own analogy with:

    If a pregnant woman presents to the public hospital emergency room with a request for an abortion, if abortion is legal in their state, does the attending physician have an obligation to fulfill the request? What if the procedure would violate the physician’s religious beliefs?

    No matter what your political persuasion, if any, please take a moment to stop and ponder how many times public officials have recently refused to follow the law or a court’s ruling. I only wish that Aimee Patton would start calling B.S. on everyone, wherever she sees it, instead of selectively targeting only one side! Until, and unless she blows the whistle equally on Republicans, Democrats, and Independents, she has no true voice and deserves no respect.

    Hillary Clinton’s violation of State Department (U.S. Federal Government) communications official policy?
    Or, let’s go immediately to the top of the pyramid and look at violations by the current President of the United States:

    Obama Administration uses IRS to target conservative, Christian and pro-Israel organizations, donors, and citizens.

    In an unprecedented attack on the First Amendment, the Obama Justice Department ordered criminal investigations of FOX News reporters for doing their jobs during the 2012 election year.

    President Obama, throughout his Presidency, has refused to enforce long-established U.S. immigration laws. For example . . .
    More than 300,000 captured illegal aliens had been processed and were awaiting deportation. But, incredibly, Obama stopped these deportations and ordered the U.S. border patrol to release many of these illegal aliens in violation of law and without explanation.
    Congress rejected Obama’s so called DREAM ACT – which would have granted permanent residency to many illegal aliens. So Obama enacted his own version of the DREAM ACT by Executive Order, thus directly defying Congress. According to Obama’s Executive Order, illegal aliens can stay in America if they are under the age of 30, have been in America for at least five years, are enrolled in school or have graduated from high school, and have committed no felonies.

    Obama has refused to build a double-barrier security fence along the U.S.-Mexican border in direct violation of the 2006 Secure Fence Act. This law requires that “at least two layers of reinforced fencing” be built along America’s 650-mile border with Mexico. So far, just 40 miles of this fence have been built – most of it during the Bush Administration.

    Obama’s unconstitutional assault on your Second Amendment Right to Keep and Bear Arms.
    President Obama issued, in one day, 21 separate Executive Orders that attack and undermine your Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms.

    Especially egregious is President Obama’s Executive Orders amending the ObamaCare law to allow doctors and hospitals to investigate which patients own a gun. This outrageous Executive Order could allow the federal government to track and monitor law-abiding gun owners simply because they sought medical care.

    Obama’s assault on Christians and religious freedom.

    Obama’s Health and Human Services Department has, on its own (without Congressional approval), issued a mandate that all health insurance plans must include coverage for abortion-inducing drugs. As a result, pro-life employers and taxpayers are now effectively required by law to pay for abortions.

    This mandate is an unconstitutional attack on the protections for freedom of religion and freedom of conscience in the First Amendment and the 1993 Religious Freedom Restoration Act. This mandate also directly violates the ObamaCare law enacted by Congress, which prohibits any and all taxpayer funds from being used to pay for abortions.

    Obama forced ObamaCare on an unwilling public through bribery and lying about its cost.

    Obama managed to secure passage of ObamaCare by one vote in the Senate by bribing senators. He bribed Senator Ben Nelson of Nebraska with the notorious “Cornhusker Kickback.” He bribed Senator Mary Landrieu with the infamous $300 million “Louisiana Purchase.”

    In addition, Obama knowingly and blatantly lied to America and to Congress about how much ObamaCare would really cost. The cost of ObamaCare to the American people over the next 10 years will not be less than $1 TRILLION, as Obama promised in his nationally televised speech to the nation. Instead, the real cost of ObamaCare to the Federal Treasury is $2.4 TRILLION, according to the non-partisan Congressional Budget Office.

    But the true cost of ObamaCare is more like $10 TRILLION when you factor in the cost to the states, the cost to individual Americans who are now required to purchase Obama-approved health plans (the “Individual Mandate”), the cost of exploding health insurance premiums, the $716 billion ObamaCare steals from Medicare, and the increased cost to businesses of complying with ObamaCare mandates.

    Operation Fast & Furious.

    “Operation Fast & Furious” was the Obama Administration’s gun-running scheme that put thousands of American-made semi-automatic weapons in the hands of Mexican drug cartels and resulted in the death of at least one U.S. Border Patrol Agent, Brian Terry. Obama’s Attorney General Eric Holder lied to Congress and the public, claiming he didn’t know about his Justice Department’s Fast & Furious operation.

    Congress has now held Holder in contempt for defying congressional subpoenas and refusing to turn over thousands of Justice Department documents on Fast & Furious. President Obama asserted Executive Privilege to try to protect Holder. But for Executive Privilege to apply, Obama would have had to have known about Fast & Furious, making the President as culpable as Holder.

    Investigators suspect that Fast & Furious was an effort by the Obama Administration to discredit lawful gun ownership in America by purposefully creating gun crimes, thus inducing public outcry for gun control. When it put thousands of semi-automatic weapons in the hands of Mexican drug cartels, the Obama Justice Department knew these guns would be used to commit crimes, perhaps even kill some Americans. Then Obama could say: “See how dangerous these guns are. We must ban them.”

    Federal Communications Commission (FCC): Regulated the Internet despite a court order from the Circuit Court of Appeals for Washington, D.C. stating that the FCC does not have the power to regulate the Internet.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    Environmental Protection Agency (EPA): Imposed Cross-State Air Pollution Rules on the state of Texas at the last minute and without an opportunity for Texas to respond to the proposed regulation. EPA overreach was based on a dubious claim that air pollution from Texas affected a single air-quality monitor in Granite City, Illinois more than 500 miles and three states away from Texas.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    Department of Justice (DOJ): Rejected state voter ID statutes that are similar to those already approved by the Supreme Court of the United States. DOJ ignored section 8 of the Voting Rights Act which calls for protections against voter fraud, and used section 5 to administratively block measures to protect the integrity of elections passed by state legislatures.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    DOJ: In violation of 10th Amendment, sued to prevent Arizona from using reasonable measures to discourage illegal immigration within its borders. Arizona has a large number of illegal immigrants, compared to other states, and needs to be able to act to reduce the number.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    DOJ: Went to court to stop enforcement of Alabama’s immigration reform laws, which require collection of the immigration status of public school students, require businesses to use E-Verify, and prohibit illegal immigrants from receiving public benefits.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    White House: Made “recess appointments” to the National Labor Relations Board and Consumer Financial Protection Bureau when Congress was NOT in recess. The Obama Administration has ignored the ruling by the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals that the appointments are unconstitutional.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC): Interfered with a Michigan church’s selection of its own ministers by trying to force the church to reinstate a minister who was discharged for her disagreement with the religious doctrine of the church.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    Department of Energy (DOE): In 2009, the Obama Administration arbitrarily broke federal law, violated various contracts, and derailed the most studied energy project in American history at Yucca Mountain by denying it a license, thus costing the American people more than $31 billion.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    Department of the Interior (DOI): Forced Glendale, a family-oriented town in Arizona, to become another Las Vegas against its will by granting “reservation status” to a 54-acre plot in the town, where the Tohono O’odham Indian Nation plans to build a resort and casino.” (SOURCE: Report from Nine State Attorneys General)

    Without Congressional approval, Obama gutted the work requirement for welfare recipients passed by Congress and signed into law by President Bill Clinton.

    In the bailout of General Motors and Chrysler, Obama illegally shortchanged bond holders in favor of Labor Unions, despite U.S. bankruptcy laws that specify that bond holders be first in line to be paid back.

    Eager to use the killing of Osama bin Laden for political gain, Obama exposed the identity and method of operation of the Navy SEALs team that conducted the operation in Pakistan, thus exposing its members to a lifetime of risk because they have been targeted for assassination by Islamists. A short time after Obama exposed the Navy SEALs’ method of operation, 22 SEALs were shot down and killed in Afghanistan. It is a violation of law for the President or any American to reveal classified military secrets.

    President Obama established an extra-constitutional top secret “kill list” of people (including Americans) who can be summarily killed on sight – presumably by drones — without due process. Once on Obama’s kill list, an American citizen can be targeted and executed on the opinion of a single government bureaucrat. That’s not how our legal system is supposed to work.

    Obama Administration officials twisted the arms of defense contractors to not issue layoff notices in October of 2012 so as to avoid causing bad news for Obama right before the election — even though federal law (the “WARN Act”) requires such notices. ; Not only is this a violation of the WARN Act, it’s also an unlawful use of federal officials for campaign purposes.

    President Obama intervened militarily in Libya in 2011 without the Congressional approval required by the War Powers Act.

    Obama knowingly lied to Congress and the American people about the killing of U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens and three other Americans in Benghazi, Libya. The President and his representatives repeatedly said an anti-Islamic video sparked a spontaneous uprising in Libya that resulted in the killings even though Obama knew that the attack was a well-planned military-style assault by al Qaeda on the anniversary of September 11.

    Michelle Obama’s family trip to Africa in June of 2011, including a private safari at a South African game reserve, cost American taxpayers $424,000 for air travel alone. Mrs. Obama brought along both her makeup artist and hairstylist, as well as her mother, a niece and nephew, and her daughters, who were listed as “senior staff members.”

  10. Reblogged this on Dennis A. Cambly and commented:
    There were people who opposed interracial marrying saying it was against what was written in the Bible. Fast forward to today. Weird – interracial marrying is still happening and it’s not against the law.

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