Aimee Patton

A pleasantly eccentric take on politics

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Dear Republican Voters, I hope you don’t mind that I’m reaching out, but something crazy is going on in your party. It’s not really something, it’s more like someONE. That someone I’m talking about – Trump. We are little over a year out until the next election and Donald Trump is picking up steam.  How …

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It wasn’t that long ago when Missouri House Speaker John Diehl was caught sending text messages to an intern in Jefferson City.  Just to jog your memory – the speaker was sending messages to the intern that went something like this, “UR hot.” “Gee Mr. Speaker, I’m not into married men.” “U better rethink that, …

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Kansas Education Shocker, Not Shocker Alert! A school district in Kansas will be seeking emergency funding.  The kids have barely stepped off the yellow bus and assembled in their new classrooms for the 2015-2016 school year and already there are funding problems.   Kansas City Kansas Public Schools have announced that they are going to …

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Even though the first GOP primary debate was days ago, the nation is still talking about it.  Fox News knew EXACTLY what was going to happen and they got it served up on a Trump-sized platter.  You should have just stuck a couple of white, leather couches up there, served everyone champagne and had Andy …

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Governor Brownback and I have something in common.  Just like the Go-Go’s song, vacation all I ever wanted, vacation had to get away…Brownback and I are both about to take a summer vaca!  Stop the gossip train – to clarify we are both about to take summer vacations  separately.  Geez people…that’s a super gross thought. …

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