Aimee Patton

A pleasantly eccentric take on politics

Dear Kevin Yoder,   I have to applaud you.  You managed to take my attention away from the Royals  with your “Special Ebola Virus Update” (dum…dum…dum….) that you issued.  This isn’t just a regular Ebola Virus Update, this one is “special” so I had to pay close attention. Special Ebola Virus Update In recent weeks …

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Attention Kansas City! It looks like there is a new illness spreading across Kansas City this week that has many concerned.  The symptoms are as follows: Anxiety induced sweating A strong need to start wiping your loved ones down with Clorox wipes Stomach distress caused from worry An inability to tell the difference between facts …

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