Aimee Patton

A pleasantly eccentric take on politics

It’s been a while since I wrote about the Kansas education funding crisis, because I’ve been suffering from a rare condition known as KEFCF  (Kansas Education Funding Crisis Fatigue.)  It’s a very serious condition that I’m treating with massage, chocolate and cocktails. Great news! The Kansas Legislature solved the Kansas funding crisis and my condition …

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Big news hit yesterday when a three judge court decision came down yesterday about Kansas school funding.  First, I want to thank the judges for issuing the 100 plus page ruling and providing me with an opportunity for a long, overdue nap. In case you would like to catch up on some zzzz’s here is …

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Dear Kansas Representatives, I need to point out that bloggers and comedians across the country are outraged!  Paul Davis-D from Kansas has suggested closing the legislative session in Kansas 20 days early.  Estimates are it could save the state $1.3 million dollars by closing up shop early.  What’s a little money when we are having …

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Dear Kansas, I hate to write this, but I think it’s time.  We are going to have to break-up for a while.  See I can’t take this anymore.  I’m losing sleep. I’m not eating right and overall this isn’t healthy for either of us.  It’s not you it’s me. No wait..it really is you and …

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